女性眼中靚仔與醜男的分別

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女性眼中靚仔與醜男的分別

靚仔微笑—>陽光...醜男微笑—>猥瑣
靚仔對女人微笑—>討厭... 醜男對女人微笑—>變態
靚仔留鬚—>不羈...醜男留鬚—>不修邊幅
靚仔看書—>斯文...醜男看書—>書呆子
靚仔做運動—>活力...醜男做運動—>減肥
靚仔睡著了—>可愛...醜男睡著了—>懶惰
靚仔口甜舌滑—>風趣...醜男口甜舌滑—>流氓
靚仔一言不發—>冷酷...醜男一言不發—>自閉
靚仔對女士禮讓—>風度...醜男對女士禮讓—>不安好心
靚仔耍溫柔—>體貼...醜男耍溫柔—>娘娘腔成個女人咁
靚仔扮豪邁—>男人味...醜男扮豪邁—>粗漢一名
靚仔的頭髮被風吹起—>瀟灑...醜男的頭髮被風吹起—>頭皮別飄過來!
靚仔拒絕了自己—>感到惋惜...醜男拒絕了自己—> 同性戀

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